What Bankers Should Know

What bankers should know: The simples form of mathematics is fraction not bartering, because the first thing we learn is to share.
The next thing: You add all the parts you have gathered, then find a common denominator, I hope Brown and Obama understand this.
This is the good part: Treat like a woman into the lower part you divide then kiss the top to multiply. May sound funny but how it works.
Before I go any further I don't want my gay friends start writing me and start complaining. I did say lower part or bottom for that matter.
OK: So now if we add up all the top then divide it by the common denominator. We'll have an answer to the sum, I know what you're asking.
I'm thinking did the bankers and chancellors follow these basic rules Got to nip out I'll talk division later and that's will crack you up
Well that was a long nip out, but it's all been good
We've added up everything, we can start sharing out. Everyone should be happy, I think the bankers would know this:
What we'll have to do is replace the division sign and replace it's opposite, which is a multiplication sign
Then turn the following fractional part upside down and multiply to find a sum. In other words give it a kiss then turn it upside down.
Now we can ask the chancellors, bankers and regulators did they follow these basic rules. Or just give it a kiss, if so I see the error.
This will explain why the economy is in trouble, and why they can pay themselves a large wages and excessive bonuses.
Try it yourself just divide half by a quarter without turning it upside down. Then try it with the quarter tuned upside down.
So as you can see if don't turn give it the kiss and turn it upside down the answer will be one eighth. Leaving them with seven eighths.
The lucky bankers but if you've given it a kiss and turn it upside down The answer will be 2, that way we are now showing a profit.
There's only one stupid question left to ask the bankers, can they tell us all which formula did they use? ( Please let us know ?)
I know a little bit about Quantum physics, but Quantum accounting is totally new to me. I think it's something we all need to learn.
That way we can all go gambling in the casino and at the end of the night collect our bonus, for loosing our money.

Credit Crunch

Implement the socialist way:-

Nationalisation Without Compensation.

With Gordon Brown declaring the job of PM is not for a novice,
I ask myself when is he going to call a general election so the people
can decide his faith.
This novice government with a decade of novice experience have
lost the plot.
With Bradford and Bingley set to be nationalised lets hope that
it is not done in the same way as Northern Rock.
Think of the amount of money that the government have pumped into
Northern Rock is like giving blood a corpse.
That money could have gone into a fund to help the poor to save their homes.
While MP's have two homes and more (funded by the tax payer).
The struggles many families faces are to keep one home.
The problems are great, one of the biggest pitfall of this government is
men with a man for a wife are making laws and offering solutions
without the necessary experience in real family life.
What's needed is a government that understands the working class.
If that's not the case can you imagine the left adapting the slogan?
New Labour Pink fascist Out Out Out.
It's no good going across the pond where the same mistakes are been made, do what the a pro like Mugabe would do (Nationalisation Without Compensation).