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Monday, March 2, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
What Bankers Should Know
What bankers should know: The simples form of mathematics is fraction not bartering, because the first thing we learn is to share.
The next thing: You add all the parts you have gathered, then find a common denominator, I hope Brown and Obama understand this.
This is the good part: Treat like a woman into the lower part you divide then kiss the top to multiply. May sound funny but how it works.
Before I go any further I don't want my gay friends start writing me and start complaining. I did say lower part or bottom for that matter.
OK: So now if we add up all the top then divide it by the common denominator. We'll have an answer to the sum, I know what you're asking.
I'm thinking did the bankers and chancellors follow these basic rules Got to nip out I'll talk division later and that's will crack you up
Well that was a long nip out, but it's all been good
We've added up everything, we can start sharing out. Everyone should be happy, I think the bankers would know this:
What we'll have to do is replace the division sign and replace it's opposite, which is a multiplication sign
Then turn the following fractional part upside down and multiply to find a sum. In other words give it a kiss then turn it upside down.
Now we can ask the chancellors, bankers and regulators did they follow these basic rules. Or just give it a kiss, if so I see the error.
This will explain why the economy is in trouble, and why they can pay themselves a large wages and excessive bonuses.
Try it yourself just divide half by a quarter without turning it upside down. Then try it with the quarter tuned upside down.
So as you can see if don't turn give it the kiss and turn it upside down the answer will be one eighth. Leaving them with seven eighths.
The lucky bankers but if you've given it a kiss and turn it upside down The answer will be 2, that way we are now showing a profit.
There's only one stupid question left to ask the bankers, can they tell us all which formula did they use? ( Please let us know ?)
I know a little bit about Quantum physics, but Quantum accounting is totally new to me. I think it's something we all need to learn.
That way we can all go gambling in the casino and at the end of the night collect our bonus, for loosing our money.
The next thing: You add all the parts you have gathered, then find a common denominator, I hope Brown and Obama understand this.
This is the good part: Treat like a woman into the lower part you divide then kiss the top to multiply. May sound funny but how it works.
Before I go any further I don't want my gay friends start writing me and start complaining. I did say lower part or bottom for that matter.
OK: So now if we add up all the top then divide it by the common denominator. We'll have an answer to the sum, I know what you're asking.
I'm thinking did the bankers and chancellors follow these basic rules Got to nip out I'll talk division later and that's will crack you up
Well that was a long nip out, but it's all been good
We've added up everything, we can start sharing out. Everyone should be happy, I think the bankers would know this:
What we'll have to do is replace the division sign and replace it's opposite, which is a multiplication sign
Then turn the following fractional part upside down and multiply to find a sum. In other words give it a kiss then turn it upside down.
Now we can ask the chancellors, bankers and regulators did they follow these basic rules. Or just give it a kiss, if so I see the error.
This will explain why the economy is in trouble, and why they can pay themselves a large wages and excessive bonuses.
Try it yourself just divide half by a quarter without turning it upside down. Then try it with the quarter tuned upside down.
So as you can see if don't turn give it the kiss and turn it upside down the answer will be one eighth. Leaving them with seven eighths.
The lucky bankers but if you've given it a kiss and turn it upside down The answer will be 2, that way we are now showing a profit.
There's only one stupid question left to ask the bankers, can they tell us all which formula did they use? ( Please let us know ?)
I know a little bit about Quantum physics, but Quantum accounting is totally new to me. I think it's something we all need to learn.
That way we can all go gambling in the casino and at the end of the night collect our bonus, for loosing our money.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Fueling The Fires Of The Racist
It's not so long ago since the slip of the tongue of Tony Blair something the present prime minister made sure he never forget.
That slip of the tongue place Mr.Brown in number 10.
The bold state British jobs for British workers by Gordon Brown should now remove him from number 10.
In this age of political correctness that statement can only strengthen the voices of the racist.
Statements such as that can only come from the manual of the far right political movement.
At the moment anger is directed at European worker I ask myself where will it end.
The wisest thing the prime minister could do is to fall on his sword to ensure that racism is not seen as the way forward in the present economical crisis.
What is needed is change, we've had a change across the pond and a change will also be welcomed here.
The people do not want jumpers, what is need is jobs to keep up with the ever rising cost of fuel and other form of energy.
Suggesting that the people wear more jumpers is nothing more than a damn cheek.
While labour pairs are calling for their appetites to be wet the saliva of the people are drying up.
In that same week the suggestion that A'levels are need to look after children, vocational experience, mothers, grand mothers counts for nothing.
I now ask the question are these people in the New Looney Party lead by Gordon Brown are they for real.
Can they tell us did the social workers in the Baby P and Victoria Colombie were they
A'Level qualified.
I would like to know is if the labour party qualified to make the statements they make, across they may like to ask Obama if his cares were A'level qualified.
It is obvious that they have no idea of bring up children never mine running a country, enough is enough time for CHANGE.
We were promise Education, Education, Education and we got Indoctrination, Indoctrination, Indoctrination so now it's CHANGE, CHANGE,CHANGE and CHANGE
That slip of the tongue place Mr.Brown in number 10.
The bold state British jobs for British workers by Gordon Brown should now remove him from number 10.
In this age of political correctness that statement can only strengthen the voices of the racist.
Statements such as that can only come from the manual of the far right political movement.
At the moment anger is directed at European worker I ask myself where will it end.
The wisest thing the prime minister could do is to fall on his sword to ensure that racism is not seen as the way forward in the present economical crisis.
What is needed is change, we've had a change across the pond and a change will also be welcomed here.
The people do not want jumpers, what is need is jobs to keep up with the ever rising cost of fuel and other form of energy.
Suggesting that the people wear more jumpers is nothing more than a damn cheek.
While labour pairs are calling for their appetites to be wet the saliva of the people are drying up.
In that same week the suggestion that A'levels are need to look after children, vocational experience, mothers, grand mothers counts for nothing.
I now ask the question are these people in the New Looney Party lead by Gordon Brown are they for real.
Can they tell us did the social workers in the Baby P and Victoria Colombie were they
A'Level qualified.
I would like to know is if the labour party qualified to make the statements they make, across they may like to ask Obama if his cares were A'level qualified.
It is obvious that they have no idea of bring up children never mine running a country, enough is enough time for CHANGE.
We were promise Education, Education, Education and we got Indoctrination, Indoctrination, Indoctrination so now it's CHANGE, CHANGE,CHANGE and CHANGE
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