What bankers should know: The simples form of mathematics is fraction not bartering, because the first thing we learn is to share.
The next thing: You add all the parts you have gathered, then find a common denominator, I hope Brown and Obama understand this.
This is the good part: Treat like a woman into the lower part you divide then kiss the top to multiply. May sound funny but how it works.
Before I go any further I don't want my gay friends start writing me and start complaining. I did say lower part or bottom for that matter.
OK: So now if we add up all the top then divide it by the common denominator. We'll have an answer to the sum, I know what you're asking.
I'm thinking did the bankers and chancellors follow these basic rules Got to nip out I'll talk division later and that's will crack you up
Well that was a long nip out, but it's all been good
We've added up everything, we can start sharing out. Everyone should be happy, I think the bankers would know this:
What we'll have to do is replace the division sign and replace it's opposite, which is a multiplication sign
Then turn the following fractional part upside down and multiply to find a sum. In other words give it a kiss then turn it upside down.
Now we can ask the chancellors, bankers and regulators did they follow these basic rules. Or just give it a kiss, if so I see the error.
This will explain why the economy is in trouble, and why they can pay themselves a large wages and excessive bonuses.
Try it yourself just divide half by a quarter without turning it upside down. Then try it with the quarter tuned upside down.
So as you can see if don't turn give it the kiss and turn it upside down the answer will be one eighth. Leaving them with seven eighths.
The lucky bankers but if you've given it a kiss and turn it upside down The answer will be 2, that way we are now showing a profit.
There's only one stupid question left to ask the bankers, can they tell us all which formula did they use? ( Please let us know ?)
I know a little bit about Quantum physics, but Quantum accounting is totally new to me. I think it's something we all need to learn.
That way we can all go gambling in the casino and at the end of the night collect our bonus, for loosing our money.
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
No Tears For Bankers
Lost some sleep last night as I was determine to hear Barack Obama speech, but sadly there was nothing inspiring in what he had to say.
Gordon Brown and Barack Obama have two main things in common, one is they know that something need to be done, and the other is that they don't know what needs to be done.
The first message that's needed to get across is to the bankers, the first is that there is no bonuses to get.
In fact they should be renegotiating their contracts, it's foolish to pay bonuses when there is no profit in any business.
What I now find hard to understand is why was Nick Leeson not allowed to return to Britain but was instead exiled in Germany and then sent to Singapore to face jail.
He might as well be compensated for his services and also for the time he spent in jail.
These guys are no different as far as I am concern, and should not be rewarded.
You must act with your conscience and take action to make sure that these bonuses are not to these bankers.
Any bank paying out such bonus doesn’t need bailing out because business is good.
We the people must act, if you belong to a bank that receive taxpayer’s money and then pay out bonus to these kleptocrats.
The best thing that you and anyone as the ones whose money is bailing them out should and must do is moving your cash out off these banks.
This will be the only bailout they'll need, the simple fact is while you fight to keep your homes their bonus alone can buy them an extra house.
That house might be the one you've had repossessed, if you were paid a higher interest on the money in you bank account, you may not have lost your home.
For the stimulus to work money must be in the hands of the workers, it's a struggle to keep up with the gas, electric bill and other necessities.
We must shed no tears for these bankers, let them buy hankies.
Gordon Brown and Barack Obama have two main things in common, one is they know that something need to be done, and the other is that they don't know what needs to be done.
The first message that's needed to get across is to the bankers, the first is that there is no bonuses to get.
In fact they should be renegotiating their contracts, it's foolish to pay bonuses when there is no profit in any business.
What I now find hard to understand is why was Nick Leeson not allowed to return to Britain but was instead exiled in Germany and then sent to Singapore to face jail.
He might as well be compensated for his services and also for the time he spent in jail.
These guys are no different as far as I am concern, and should not be rewarded.
You must act with your conscience and take action to make sure that these bonuses are not to these bankers.
Any bank paying out such bonus doesn’t need bailing out because business is good.
We the people must act, if you belong to a bank that receive taxpayer’s money and then pay out bonus to these kleptocrats.
The best thing that you and anyone as the ones whose money is bailing them out should and must do is moving your cash out off these banks.
This will be the only bailout they'll need, the simple fact is while you fight to keep your homes their bonus alone can buy them an extra house.
That house might be the one you've had repossessed, if you were paid a higher interest on the money in you bank account, you may not have lost your home.
For the stimulus to work money must be in the hands of the workers, it's a struggle to keep up with the gas, electric bill and other necessities.
We must shed no tears for these bankers, let them buy hankies.
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